Due to an impromptu sojourn to the tropics, there will be no fantasy recap this week. I’d pass the duties along to my unpaid illegal intern, Juan Carlos, but a) he doesn’t speak English, and b) is busy cataloging my extensive collection of 1920s era pornography.
Fear not faithful readers, I shall return bright-eyed and sunburned to review the Week 13 festivities. In the meantime, here’s a video of Nic Cage overacting. Aloha.
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